If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.
-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
EVE System > Channel changed to Eifer Local Channel
Kane Rizzel > what's your ship worth to you?
Alexia Serventine > about 400000
Kane Rizzel > 1million isk and you are free to go
Alexia Serventine > cool kill me bitch
Alexia Serventine > ship is worth 450000
So I explode his ship and tackle the escape pod
Kane Rizzel > what about your pod?
Kane Rizzel > 1 meeeelllion isk
At this point he logs all critical systems.
So I explode his pod and scoop the corpse
EVE System > Channel MOTD: BEING IN THIS CHANNEL DOES NOT MAKE YOU SAFE!! NBSI IS USED FOR ALL!!!! fly smart - think hard
XXXX > lol Kane.. 1mil, rather pointless.. no?
Kane Rizzel > he's a noob
Kane Rizzel > was only a wreathe
Kane Rizzel > he's logged too :(
XXXX > lol
Kane Rizzel > million isk is a million isk man
Kane Rizzel > just spent more in ammo than the loot is worth :(
A net loss as a tech 2 miner thingamabob and a survey scannerwhateverthefuck is all that drops.
Why does this concern me, well you'd think being a somewhat notorious Pirate and part-time celebrity, I'd have people throwing ISK at me, but this is not the case and whilst I am space rich, I could always do with more ISK, especially at the misfortune of others and every ISK counts, from the smallest ransoms to useless loot melted for minerals. I am after all, a Pirate.
If anyone feels like donating an Aeon to the NovaKane fleet, I won't say no by the by ;)