"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
A Drake is playing docking games with one of the local residents, so I hatch a plan to get him to aggro me, I undcok a Megathron and tell the M34N corp pilot to start shooting me, make it seem like he could help kill me, I hero tank for a bit and get called a noob for my trouble, but he never aggros.
[ 2012.03.28 16:21:44 ] Kt0nad0 > megatron canddy
[ 2012.03.28 16:21:49 ] Kt0nad0 > active tank
[ 2012.03.28 16:21:53 ] Kt0nad0 > capasitor booster
[ 2012.03.28 16:21:58 ] Kt0nad0 > you noob bro
So I hatch another plan as I later see him dropping combat scan probes in system, I have an associate probe out all the complexes and have her set up in one of them with an Ishtar, sure enough, probes are soon zeroing in on her position. This time, I would use a Sleipnir as the Drake is fast and would easily elude my Megathron.
He initially warps to the plex in his pod, paranoid doesn't start to describe him, but I was a touch worried too, I suspected he might have a cyno fitted to his Drake so the complex would have been the perfect place to fight as no cynos can be lit near its beacon.
I'm sitting at a deep safe when another associate says he had returned to station and undocked his Drake, warping in the direction of the plex. I'm aligned and at speed and warp to the gate, we land simultaneously. The trap is sprung, hostilities opened, he fights back but starts to move away at speed, I give chase, staying just within overloaded warp disruptor range, never letting him go, never giving him up, the range of my guns playing merry havoc with his shields, without much fuss, his drake explodes, nobody calls me a noob and gets away with it.
[ 2012.03.28 18:02:17 ] Kane Rizzel > gf
[ 2012.03.28 18:02:21 ] Kt0nad0 > fuck
[ 2012.03.28 18:02:47 ] Kane Rizzel > no need to be upset
[ 2012.03.28 18:02:52 ] Kane Rizzel > you tried
[ 2012.03.28 18:02:56 ] Kt0nad0 > not fair
Not fair that he couldn't undock or run gates?
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:09 ] Miura Bull > this won't hurt a bit will it doctor?
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:13 ] Kane Rizzel > what? you couldn't dock?
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:20 ] Kane Rizzel > sup Miura
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:24 ] Miura Bull > HI
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:29 ] Miura Bull > just passing through :)
[ 2012.03.28 18:03:34 ] Miura Bull > (hopefully)
[ 2012.03.28 18:04:39 ] Kt0nad0 > nice disruptor xD
[2012.03.28 18:04:53 ] Kane Rizzel > yep
[ 2012.03.28 18:04:59 ] Kane Rizzel > got to have one cause folk run away (Republic Fleet disruptor btw)
so some time passes and he logs back in after rage logging:
[ 2012.03.28 18:31:52 ] Kt0nad0 > give me drake kane
[ 2012.03.28 18:32:01 ] Kane Rizzel > no
[ 2012.03.28 18:32:12 ] Kt0nad0 > ok give me tengu
[ 2012.03.28 18:32:20 ] Kane Rizzel > no
[ 2012.03.28 18:32:30 ] Kt0nad0 > give me 40rr
[ 2012.03.28 18:32:33 ] Kt0nad0 > 40kk
[ 2012.03.28 18:33:03 ] Kane Rizzel > no
[ 2012.03.28 18:33:31 ] Kt0nad0 > don't behave as the Jew
[ 2012.03.28 18:34:12 ] Kane Rizzel > don't be racist
[ 2012.03.28 18:36:05 ] Kt0nad0 > it not racism, is the fact, don't translate a subject, there is such saying that you will sow that will reap
[ 2012.03.28 18:37:39 ] Kt0nad0 > http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11943986 you are a rich man
[ 2012.03.28 18:38:50 ] Kane Rizzel > yes I am, still not giving you anything
[ 2012.03.28 18:39:05 ] Kane Rizzel > you have called me a noob and been racist
[ 2012.03.28 18:39:20 ] Kane Rizzel > so as far as I'm concerned
[ 2012.03.28 18:39:22 ] Kane Rizzel > fuck off
[ 2012.03.28 18:42:50 ] Kt0nad0 > fuck you
And just like that... He left. My associate decided to finish the complex and was rewarded with this:
Happy days :)