Monday 26 August 2013


 On nights such as these the gods, as has already been pointed out, play games other than chess with the fates of mortals and the thrones of kings. It is important to remember that they always cheat, right up to the end...
-- (Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters) 

This looks interesting...

Monday 12 August 2013

We have a winner...

I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.
From: StS Wolv
Sent: 2013.08.11 21:01
To: Kane Rizzel

That's a quote from broken arrow the movie ;=)



Congrats sir, 50million ISK is in your wallet

Sunday 11 August 2013

I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

There was a polite beeping from the Thing. "You may be interested to know," it said, "that we've broken the sound barrier." Masklin turned wearily to the others. "All right, own up. Who broke it?"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Wings)

Keira taking full room Incursion HQ aggro so hard it nearly broke a rig.

•50million isk to the first person who messages Kane the name of the movie which the title of this blog is a quote

Wednesday 7 August 2013

I'm still a Pirate

 "There must be a hundred silver dollars in here," moaned Boggis, waving a purse. "I mean, that's not my league. That's not my class. I can't handle that sort of money. You've got to be in the Guild of Lawyers or something to steal that much."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters)

Miura Bull brought up an interesting point of discussion, whilst I have always been a PvPer, I have always considered myself first and foremost a Pirate, I am both, I will PvP you to death... And then steal all your stuff.

I do not need to live exclusively off loot cause I got rich long ago from Piracy, but I can still pull in 2 billion plus a month from all loot and salvage from the unfortunate victims of  my Piratical nature...

Not too shabby for an old man ;)

There's a quote in the About Me section that still stands to this day

“Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”

Tuesday 6 August 2013

No shame...

And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)

EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Gusandall
Si'Andregal Grungolash > gfgf!
Kane Rizzel > gf
Si'Andregal Grungolash > I'm so surprised to find you still here, after all these years
Kane Rizzel > hehe, this is my home :)
Si'Andregal Grungolash > I'm not ashamed to lose to Kane Rizzel, o7
Kane Rizzel > o7

I'm told that this is the way forward for Maelstroms
This guy loved that ship.

Bounty placed on you
Sent: 2013.08.06 20:26

Cpazykampu placed 10,000,000 ISK in bounty on your head.


Bounty placed on you
Sent: 2013.08.06 20:27

Cpazykampu placed 16,000,000 ISK in bounty on your head.


 Bounty placed on you
Sent: 2013.08.06 20:42

Cpazykampu placed 50,000,000 ISK in bounty on your head.

Monday 5 August 2013

Out of time

"But ye gotta know *where* ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in *anywhere*. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'."

-- Feegle tactics (Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men) 
<< This quote is one of my all time favourites

Last night I undocked one of my re-purposed Armageddon class battleships called Rob Anybody, the purpose of said undocking was to violence a Crane and Phobos who had strayed a little too far off the undock.

By engaging the Crane first I drew sentry fire and the fight was on, the Crane managed to crawl into dock range and dock up so I switched to the Phobos, a flight of Garde IIs, heavy neuts and pew pew lasers.

Next thing an Apocalypse battleship undocks and the fight gets serious, the Phobos is tanking well but will break, it senses that and crawls towards the station and docks up, I switch to the Apoc and things get interesting, a Hyperion undocks, a Loki decloaks and a few Thorax jump into system.

Splatter Girl was in system with her Thrasher, she had been around the area and helped me earlier when I couldn't break a rather stubborn Drake's tank with my Succubus. Her Thrasher of very little help on the station she recommended I deagress and try dock, I was way ahead of her, I had started to crawl towards the station, deactivated all modules and recalled sentries to stop full aggro, it was a race against the clock, their damage output and my massive passive armour tank.

With half the aggro clock left, they broke my armour and my structure started to buckle, fuel, and atmosphere venting through massive cracks in my hull, the clock continued to count down and with it my structure, sliver by sliver, second by second.









Rob Anybody explodes.

3 seconds, 3 goddamn seconds. I GF as I warp my escape pod to a celestial.

Splatter and I would later try to draw them off the station, their numbers had grown, including a blackbird, oneiros and a few cruisers, but they wouldn't give chase too far, eventually undocking a Thanatos and Archon as a show of force.

I went off and watched the Alliance Tournament, congrats to Pandemic Legion, well done and condolences to my friends in Hydra Reloaded

This wasn't my first loss of the night to sentries, the first though was a lot more fun as I warped a Bellicose into a frig gang on the Emolgranlan gate in Eifer, I shot first, took sentries, killed two, Splatter killed another two and I lost my lovely Bellicose.

Actually had a bit of fun with both those losses, pity I have to take sentry aggro but them's the breaks when you're a Boss. I do sometimes wonder what if I didn't have to take sentry aggro, that will be an interesting day.

Thursday 1 August 2013

Uhm... Yeah.

People came to Ankh-Morpork to seek their fortune. Unfortunately, other people sought it too.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)

Time to die!
From: Delta- Four
Sent: 2013.08.01 16:05
To: Kane Rizzel, 

The battle of NOVAK and Ours Corp! has now begun! The battleships will arrive when your not expecting it, First of all, we need to scan your stations, This is not the first time Kane! not the first time! When your station is done! we will "Jettison" your Space Station Wreck, you can have it! Good luck! hahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!! And im gonna have the Honor of your Capsule!! Delta out! see you in the battlefield! hahhaha!

Moments earlier:

Delta- Four > wassup, what are you guys doing in a low sec?
Kane Rizzel > we live here
Delta- Four > Watch out for Pirates,
Kane Rizzel > I am one
Delta- Four > :) me too
Delta- Four > im just a scout for the fleet
Delta- Four > there aren't many ppl here right?
Delta- Four > whos comming around?
Delta- Four > Nice Customs Office
Delta- Four > Good, ill call in the fleet
Kane Rizzel > where are they?
Delta- Four > Hey hold on!
Delta- Four > If you dare to shoot that capsule ill send in the Battleships
Kane Rizzel > ok
YellowRaven > lol
YellowRaven > i like that you dont play with your food ^^

Blogging across the universe..

"What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and *writes* a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Maskerade) 

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