He had the look of a lawn mower just after the grass had organised a
workers' collective. There was a definite suggestion that, deep inside,
he knew this was not really happening. It could not be happening because
this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be
-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)
Got the get them all, if you have or know anyone who has these, or just feel generous, y'all can contract them to Kane Rizzel.